What do you want to know, aside from the fact that I’m an embittered music journalist?
I use sarcasm as a defence mechanism. And I can’t walk in high heels. But you can’t have everything…
Freelance publications I currently whore myself for:
NME, Radio 1 Newsbeat, Orange Music, Clash, Planet Sound, Ibiza Voice…
(Oh, I also have an unhealthy Bob Dylan obsession. He may be a wizened old Jewish man with social autism, but I think he understands me.)

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hey my favourite embittered music journalist. i’ve nominated you for a Butterfly Award!
Hey, you wrote a very nice blog about our lot Napoleon and their single ‘Send Me A Woman’ way back last year. I wrote the press release and you quoted it. Ha. I failed English G.C.S.E and run a dumb ass pop music record label, so to be quoted by a cerebral wordsmith is a shock and an honour. Anyway, how do we send the tat we are peddling to you? Napoleon have a new single out in a few weeks and it’s Ace!
Please email me.
Thanks x
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